It's Gonna Be An Awkward Fiesta
mum made me a cup of tea but i’m pissed off at her so i’m not gonna go drink it
that’s how we show our anger in england, you see
actually, we did that first
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
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300 follower giveaway!!! wow cool
you can win:
- a cat zipper sweater (colour + size of your choice)
- a drawing by me (it can be anything!! yeah i know i draw furry shit and stuff like that but i can do humans! ill draw a ship/you or w/e (i wont do any nsfw stuff gomen)
- u dont have to have the drawing if you dont want it omg
RULES!! (read wow)
- reblog as much as you want!! idc man (but be kind to your followers)
- likes dont count but it dosent hurt to like!! (hahh ah)(ha)
- make sure ask box is open omg
- you dont have to be following me, but if you do ill throw in something a little extra for you uwu (maybe)
- if you dont respond within 25 hours sorry man but im picking another winner
- you have to be content w/ giving me your address
- no giveaway/side blogs!
- ends 3rd of July!!
yeah thats it!! good luck uwu
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How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
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Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
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im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
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October
OCTOber
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
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are we not going to talk about how Skrillex was in wreck it ralph for no god damn reason?
oh i dont know maybe because he like helped make like HALF THE SONGS ON THE SOUNDTRACK???
^FUCKING THANK YOU^
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Ok so here’s the deal; im a booty pop and i love my followers
so i guess giveawaywhat you’ll win
- a couple of ramunes of your choice bc those are the shit
- some fucking faygos because i live right next to a grade a soda pop store
- a binder (doesnt matter if for cosplay or bc just y’know)
- anything from the What Pumpkin store ($30-$35 only sorry)
- anything from ebay (under $30)
- and if you’re a follower (doesnt matter if new or old), you get a medium pizza by Pizza Hut (or dominos or whatever) shipped directly to your door
RULES
- you dont have to be following altho itd be pretty rad to get some new followers
- i cant ship anywhere outside of US and Canada sorry (i could try to work something out
- i fucking hate giveaways bc of how you win so i’ll be using a randomizer instead so its completely fair
- if you ignore the rule above and fucking go crazy with reblogging and smothering your followers with this you are disqualified
- this ends July 15th 2013
- thats p late and i dont care
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